Archive for December, 2007
December 30, 2007
What kind of diplomassage is Sarko practicing? Preventive, bilateral, multi-tracksuit? He’s hot. Somebody check his oil.
Naan
Dame of Sark (wannabe)
IN THE RED SARKO & CARLA BRUNI
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December 29, 2007
Certain late-night talk-shows have done a lot of damage to the credibility of the current U.S. administration and these same shows have also introduced the viewing public to some very able competition in both parties, maybe not the ones hand-picked by the current government and big money to succeed it. Could the strike by the unsuspecting writers (holding out for revenues from the internet when the television industry is in real trouble?) be a smokescreen?
Maybe this has already been suggested somewhere but I haven’t seen anything.
Mother Dalwimple
Raoul Bhindi
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Tags: big money, colbert, do away with dissent, entre chien élu, entre chien et loup, government, jon stewart, mutt romany, networks, smokescreen, television industry, writers strike
December 28, 2007
So the Zapruder film of Bhutto’s last minutes has emerged. One of my very close relatives who is a serious conspiracy theorist thinks Zapruder (✞1970) did it.
One thing for certain is that Mrs. Bhutto’s timely demise sucked the life out of that Siberian tiger mauling. It was not the Boxing Day Tsunami but it was a pretty good one until yesterday’s violent attack on the PPP rally where Benazir bumped her head in the ensuing mêlée causing her to die. Why in Allah’s name was she standing up in a moving vehicle? She should have been wearing a crash helmet. That poor woman left a trail of destruction everywhere she went.
Please try to R.I.P.
Naan
Good article at Counterpunch.org The Complex Electra by Farzana Versey.
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Tags: benazir bhutto, boxing day tsunami, crash helmet, farzana versey, siberian tiger mauling., the complex electra, zapruder film of benazir's last moments
December 24, 2007

Cain, p.i.t.s.o.l.’s able resident gardener, came up with this jolly vegetal arrangement. Wholly family they are.
Have yourselves a Blue Christmas.
Naanthropomorphic
(surreal I didn’t have the heart to cook them)
RELAUNCH (for possible film offer)
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Tags: anthropomorphic carrots, cain, jardin sans frontières, ménage à trois, naanthropomorphic, pitsol, resident gardener, season's greetings, sexy root vegetables, surreal, wholly family
December 23, 2007

This pic was taken last year at Christmas. Notice the absence of snow. Didn’t have a blog then to share it with the World. I want to thank Joel Zifkin for his brilliant caption and the water softener guy for going to all the trouble year after year.
MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Sanna Claus
“come Donner, come Blitzen, reverse Osmosis, forward Osmosis”
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Tags: aged in oak hard drive, h2o h2o h2o, happy new year., hint of apple nose, ho ho ho, merry christmas, reverse osmosis., seasoned greetings, water softener
December 21, 2007
I hate to sound like the Grinch that stole Christmas but there’s this TV ad featuring images of impossibly beautiful sleeping babies over a soundtrack of the hymn “Silent Night” sung softly by a very familiar voice (Eh Céline, honey is that U?) and all the while we’re being set up..it’s a thoughtful Christmas ad for a big unselfish NGO (are there any?), singer probably donated her performance (she’s such a fine human being)…and then the smelly word PAMPERS appears. Asscrap! Roll Over Beethoven. Okay. It’s not by Loudwig. It’s by J. Mohr/F.X. Gruber (Salzburg’s Timpani Alley Munchkins) What’s the diff? It’s public domain.
Sleep in heavenly poop.
Naan
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Tags: ad for pampers, ascap, asscrap, beethoven, celine, grinch, mohr & gruber, public domain, roll over beethoven, silent night, sleep in heavenly pee, sleep in heavenly poop
December 17, 2007

Something for the devoted fans of Little Edie Beale of Grey Gardens fame. She is not gone. She was asleep in a raised bed in Eastern Ontario and from the looks of it still struttin’ her stuff.
Naantes
CLICK HERE FOR GREY GARDENS
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Tags: crazy carrots, eastern ontario, edie beale, grey gardens, jardin sans frontières, little edie beale, little edie beale look-alike carrot, naan, naantes, pain is the staff of life, raised bed
December 8, 2007
Karlheinz Stockhausen has ‘kicked the bucket’ at the age of 79. A last performance piece that will reverberate in eternity. Mulroney must be asking himself ‘why couldn’t it have been my Karlheinz S?’
naan
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December 6, 2007
if you click on “a trip down memory lane” in the left-hand column you will see that my old cartoons, still parked at huffpo, have banner ads bought by the obama for prez people. i wonder if obama’s handlers know they are paying good money to get their ads run on pages of outdated cartoons on the defunct old huffpo site, the equivalent of baltic ave. on the monopoly board, and accessible only from the p.i.t.s.o.l. site. the very same ads also run on the huffpo homepage, the boardwalk of internet sites.
naan
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