pain is the staff of life

PAIN IN THE ASSylum

Posted in Uncategorized by ruthanzo on November 5, 2007

Dear commontaters and lowbrowsers,

I attacked the site a couple of days ago. Can’t explain this auto-immune-like overeaction to my own outpourings other than to say that I could have used a lobotomy the morning of All Idiots Day but Kate took all the knitting needles with her to Spain.

I saved most of the earlier blogs (not all) and I think I have all the wonderfully silly comments on my yahoo mail. But I doubt it could be put back together again.

The pain continues.

Naan

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  1. Low 'Elle' Verde said, on November 6, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    Well we start anew anon & Apace. In case you didn’t know it all those people @ the Ass Eye Lamb™ In MaisMur were onto us. What with the Hollywood left wingg writers on strike for more Lucre we are the way of the future. Welcome Back cauterised !!!!

  2. tissage said, on November 6, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    In a hallmark kind of tone “like last night’s supper, it’s all behind us now”. Just happy to hear it wasn’t my last comment which sent you gouging. Like Barkley, rise from the asses.

  3. ruthanzo said, on November 6, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    sorry. both your comments, brilliant as they are, were held back by the wordpress spam protector and had to be moderated by lil ol me.. naan has to maan this site 24/7. that’s one of the problems. that and a credit crunch. me and merrill lynch pierce fenner and smith.

  4. bud the zpud said, on November 7, 2007 at 9:00 pm

    Commontaters! You piqued the curiosity of this neanderthal lunching at cromagnan’s tavern. If I were Hank Znow, I’d write a long listing song of the Canadian registered varieties of potaters (some catchy names. I’m thinking of changing my own name to ZZ-9649-6 in honour of the Uncommontater)
    It’ll goe a little like this ~ a one anna two anna

    Abeille, Abnaki, Belmont, Blue Pride, Brador, Chaleur, Domino, Dubuc, Glacier Chip,Russet Burbank,Maple Gold, Novachip, Peregrine Red, Ptarmigan, Red Island, Saguenor, Stampede Russet, Sunbury, Acadia Russet, Accent, Adora, Agata, Agria, Alpha, Alta Russet, Andover, Anson, Aquilon, Argos, Arran Consul, Asterix, Atlantic,Banana, Batoche, Belleisle, Bintje, Blue Mac, Brigus, Brise du Nord, Butte,Caesar, Calred, CalWhite, Caribe, Carlingford, Carlton, Cascade, Century Russet, Cherokee, Cherry Red, Chieftain, Coastal Russet, Concurrent, Conestoga, Cupids
    Dakota Pearl, Denali, Desiree, Divina, Dundrod
    Envol, Epicure, Eramosa, Estima
    Fabula, Fambo, Frontier Russet, Fundy, FV 9649-6
    Gigant, Glenwood Red, Goldrush, Green Mountain
    Hertha, Hilite Russet, Hunter, Huron
    Innovator, Irish Cobbler, Island Sunshine
    Jemseg
    Kanona, Katahdin, Kennebec, Keswick, Krantz
    Lady Rosetta, Latona, Lili
    MaineChip, Maris Bard, Matilda, McIntyre, Mirton Pearl, Mondial, Monona, Morene, Morning Gold, Mouraska
    Navan, Nipigon, Niska, NL10-SUP, NL30-RBK-82, Nooksack, Norchip, Norgold Russet, Norking Russet, Norland, Northstar, NorValley, Norwis
    Obelix, Onaway
    Penta, Peribonka, Pink Pearl, Prospect, Provento, Pungo
    Ranger Russet, Red Gold, Red La Soda, Red Pontiac, Redsen, Rochdale Gold-Doré, Rocket, Roselys, Russet Burbank, Russet Norkotah
    Saginaw Gold, Sangre, Santé, Saxon, Sebago, Shepody, Sierra, Simcoe, Snowden, St. Johns*, Sunrise, Superior, Symfonia
    Tolaas, Trent, True Blue
    Ulla, Umatilla Russet
    Valor, Van Gogh, Victoria, Viking
    Warba, White Rose, Winston
    Yukon Gold
    —maybe it needs a little editing..I’m a bit rusty…and/or russet

  5. Bud the Zpud said, on November 8, 2007 at 2:13 am

    The common taters indeed ! While lowbrowsing the menu at Cromagnan’s Tavern, my neanderthal mind drifted towards the list of po-po pitiful tatoes (and pickled Dan Quail eggs) and the swirling of the first snowfall .. snow ! I thought of Hank’s Snow and were I he, perhaps I’d string them all along into a long song ala I’ve Eaten Everywhere Boys… but it’s quite a mouthful. Perhaps I ought to fix up my name and make it more colourful.. something like Bud the ZNL30-RBK-82 . OK ! here goes … to the tune of 4’33” (with apologies to Ti-Jean Cage)
    Abeille, Abnaki, Abuc, Glacier Chip, Russet Burbank, Maple Gold, Novachip, Peregrine Red, Ptarmigan, Red Island, Saguenor, Stampede Russet, Sunbury, Acadia Russet, Accent, Adora, Agata, Agria, Alpha, Alta Russet, Andover, Anson, Aquilon, Argos, Arran Consul, Asterix, Atlantic
    Banana, Batoche, Belleisle, Bintje, Blue Mac, Brigus, Brise du Nord, Butte
    Caesar, Calred, CalWhite, Caribe, Carlingford, Carlton, Cascade, Century Russet, Cherokee, Cherry Red, Chieftain, Coastal Russet, Concurrent, Conestoga, Cupids
    Dakota Pearl, Denali, Desiree, Divina, Dundrod
    Envol, Epicure, Eramosa, Estima
    Fabula, Fambo, Frontier Russet, Fundy, FV 9649-6
    Gigant, Glenwood Red, Goldrush, Green Mountain
    Hertha, Hilite Russet, Hunter, Huron
    Innovator, Irish Cobbler, Island Sunshine
    Jemseg
    Kanona, Katahdin, Kennebec, Keswick, Krantz
    Lady Rosetta, Latona, Lili
    MaineChip, Maris Bard, Matilda, McIntyre, Mirton Pearl, Mondial, Monona, Morene, Morning Gold, Mouraska
    Navan, Nipigon, Niska, NL10-SUP, NL30-RBK-82, Nooksack, Norchip, Norgold Russet, Norking Russet, Norland, Northstar, NorValley, Norwis
    Obelix, Onaway
    Penta, Peribonka, Pink Pearl, Prospect, Provento, Pungo
    Ranger Russet, Red Gold, Red La Soda, Red Pontiac, Redsen, Rochdale Gold-Doré, Rocket, Roselys, Russet Burbank, Russet Norkotah, Saginaw Gold, Sangre, Santé, Saxon, Sebago, Shepody, Sierra, Simcoe, Snowden, St. Johns*, Sunrise, Superior, Symfonia
    Tolaas, Trent, True Blue
    Ulla, Umatilla Russet
    Valor, Van Gogh, Victoria, Viking
    Warba, White Rose, Winston
    Yukon Gold

  6. Bud the Zpud said, on November 8, 2007 at 2:19 am

    oops ! tried to recreate what I thought was a lost post (those two words shouldn’t rhyme) `it said error etc alas ~ so please delete at least one of them and this, dear modulator, for I fain would lie down

  7. NON-WORKINGMONKEY said, on November 8, 2007 at 9:47 am

    Do come back. I need you.

  8. ruthanzo said, on November 8, 2007 at 10:09 am

    i’ve beaned everywhere..i’m doin the moshpitator right now. mirton pearl (laugh a minute) VanGogh (one eared? or redhaired?) shouldn’t it be one-eyed? how about masha dayan? wait till you see what else is coming up on the menu…

  9. Bud the Zpud said, on November 8, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    and maotsetung with his pate chinois ~ tater noster.

  10. Tony The Tuber said, on November 8, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    Stop all These mash notes. They fry my brain like brown hash.
    you all sound like
    the scalloping gourmet. Quit Poutine on heirs

  11. Zbignews said, on November 8, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    I remember my first dinner in Ireland. Six forms of potato came with the meal.(we were staying at the CCUNTRY CLUB).

  12. Hey Brezinski said, on November 8, 2007 at 8:27 pm

    Put Down the whisky and walk away from the wiki you wacky wew

  13. spruce top parkinsons said, on November 8, 2007 at 11:19 pm

    zbiggneuf,

    irrremmember dat ccuntry cclub ..mao tse ttongue and pat ate toes.

    s.t.p.
    cornnnwhale psyllium

  14. Dan "Wayne" Quayle said, on November 9, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    POTATOE- Youse all forget the E

  15. Bud the Zpud said, on November 13, 2007 at 12:43 am

    too much poteen numbs the potentate’s toes


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