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Where’s Libby?

Posted in Uncategorized by ruthanzo on April 20, 2008

Just returned from grocery store where there was a small poster at the cash with a picture of a deer eating grass and the caption Where’s Libby? It goes on to explain that last June 2007 these people found a little foal curled-up in a ditch beside her dead mother. They took her home, bottle-fed her and she’s been the family pet ever since. They also keep horses and cows and Libby who ran free would go to the barn several times a day and visit with the other animals. She was also known to take strolls alone down the concession road calling on neighbours but always returning home in the evening. By all accounts Libby was a charming and friendly doe, maybe too friendly. She disappeared last week and witnesses say they saw a man in a silver SUV with a Montreal Canadiens’ penant (they’re in the playoffs) pick her up and throw her into the backseat. I know you’re thinking ‘she’s in his freezer’ but as it was a Canadiens’ fan and she was an attractive leggy animal with big eyes… Maybe she’s living in Laval.

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  1. Oot Away said, on April 20, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    Libby, as you call her is running to be prexy- but she’s runnin’ outta doe

  2. Oot Away two said, on April 20, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    When Libby fails she will change her Name to Bambi & Start comforting Elliot Spitzer. Onward Kristen’s Soul Jahs

  3. angelo moroni said, on April 20, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    somebody told me to pick up the doe on highway 34.

  4. warren 'steed' jeffs/USP said, on April 21, 2008 at 9:43 am

    So, Libby’s under a year. That’s how we like them here at the FLDS and seeing as we’re desperately short of ‘spiritual wives’ (all potential ones: 16 yrs down to 6 months were carted off in that raid last week) the Missuses Jeffs can’t hardly wait to dress her in one of their attractive frocks and put her to work ‘wiving’. The green I think, so’s to set off her blond pelt. With her ears pinned back and up she’ll be a ringer for Uma Thurman. Though I think Uma Thurman is a Dalai girl. Sigh.

  5. scooter libby said, on April 21, 2008 at 9:53 am

    that doe that was dropped off had my name written all over it.

  6. missus jeffs no 5 said, on April 21, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    Dear Warren,

    I thought youse was in the penitentiary up Utah way. I did not know you fancied Uma Thurman else why would I have been fussing over this x-treme rockabilly poof for so long? I thought it pleased you that I looked like Jerry Lee when we was doing God’s will, on the piano..

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