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Maxime Bernier (in for an affair) and update.

Posted in Uncategorized by ruthanzo on May 28, 2008

Why all the fuss over Maxime’s petite amiel Julie Couillard. So, she has connections to Les Hells de la Mode. Bernier is sure to miss her style but the balls are clearly in Ms. Couillard court, as her name implies. If it were me, I wouldn’t go messing around with a Hell’s Angel’s back warmer. Oh mama. Makes one wonder about the PM’s wife, famous for chauffeuring her own hog.. Does the PM ride bitch and suffer from monkey butt? What about Deb Grey and her fondness for straddling the Milwaukee Vibrator? Is there more to this story than Conservatives just liking choppers? and (hell’s) angel food cake?

According to the Globe & Mail Ms Couillard ran something called Five Star Casting. Given her much-publicized connections to les Elles I immediately thought, ah, metal casting for gun components or motorcycle engine parts. No. It hired out extras for films. She herself became a member (conflict of interest?) of the Quebec actors’ guild, l’Union des Artistes. HOW DID SHE DO THIS? It’s a closed shop. I’ve been trying to become a member for the past 30 years. One has to accrue a certain number of paid permits before becoming eligible. That means steady work. Has anybody ever seen her on TV, on film or on stage? I’m going to call l’UDA and demand an explanation. And did Papa Bernier, King of the Beaucerons, send away for the Five Star Casting catalogue and hire her on for his production of the political farce “Maxime Bernier goes to Ottawa?” I wonder who’s funding it?


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  1. wavy manor said, on May 28, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Gidounegate, anybody?

  2. Backwater Bushwah said, on May 28, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    John Pro fumoir & Stepehen Ward
    (hostie o’path & pro curer). Mandy ‘ Rice Cakes’ Davies & Christine “Ashes Hauled’ Keeler.
    Now that’s more like it.
    Your colonial bikes und dykes have chains but we here in SW1 have you whipped when it comes to salacious slatternism.
    Need I mention Jeremy Thorpe & The hound on the moors. What of Winston’s eponymous grandchild having it off with the ex Mrs. Ad ‘naan’ Cashoghee on the staircase. Johnny Gielgud importuning in a lave a beaux. Yr. Anglos from hades can’t burn a candle that would arouse us. Pshaw Festival @ Viagra on the Lake.
    Off to Boodles & Whites. TTFN

  3. Clarence "Piece of' Ashley said, on May 28, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    Oh the couillard is a pretty girl
    and holds motards in her sway
    but the couillard never warbles
    till they pay on TVA !

  4. Angels Almanac said, on May 29, 2008 at 10:52 am

    Old Hell’s Angels’ Maxim:

    Plant your corn early on the Hill
    So it’s all ears
    When thyme is ripe
    The beans to spill

  5. lily said, on May 30, 2008 at 2:28 am

    what? no mention of the left boob?

  6. To above-Commie Tosh said, on May 30, 2008 at 8:27 am

    All Lefties are boobs in the pay of Moscow. Oh you nutty kids ! Lowell Green. Hurry Back. The island Of Sanity is under threat from Taliban Jack & Dion Quince

  7. C. Nick said, on May 31, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Now we hear ‘Mom’ Boucher always thought Ms Couillard was an undercover (where else?) police informer. what’s the diff?

  8. left boob said, on June 1, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    the bay of funding.

  9. zz dans le meteo said, on June 2, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    I wonder where they place the other two stars?

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