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4. Tales from Big Turnip – The greening of McMaster continues…

Posted in Uncategorized by ruthanzo on July 28, 2008

It was Holy Week when we last checked in with McMaster and Strumpette in their sumptuous penthouse suite in the Habitat for Inanities. At this time, the master, wishing to atone for past sins, was thinking of joining the Order of Hooded-Penitents. He also made the decision then to go ‘green’ in reaction to Pope Benedict 16’s declaration that polluting was now a sin.


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  1. Rex Humbug said, on July 28, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    Strump. Oy. I understand Fredericton NB & Kingston Jamaica are Gleaner. The Beebe Overhalls make the Pentitent Airy. Elder Cleavage tells me is valley is very green as are the past years. Crikey The silly season is upon us. Two pees in an Ipod™

  2. Office of Doctrine of The Faith said, on July 29, 2008 at 12:06 am

    Papum ‘Ova’ Benedict XVI actually said both pollination and the Polish Nation are sins. The former is in keeping with church teachings on apiacal celibacy, the latter being a payback to JPII for not making the pool at Castel Gandolfo a reflecting pool.

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