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McCains Palin comparison. White House an Igloo? Destiny’s child, Bristol bored?

Posted in Uncategorized by ruthanzo on September 4, 2008

That’s going to be one big family to feed especially if hockey hottie (the palindrone©) moves into the big White Igloo and He keeps scoring with those slapshots. Maybe the Wash Caps will sign him to relieve the burden on the taxpayer. That would be good for hockey. Levi Johnston’s mother says the whole ‘affair’ is a bonus.. a boner, shirley? Too bad John Edwards didn’t stick it out (but he did!)…but demo babies are bad babies. The Ova office© promises to be a hive of activity. I feel sorry for Cindy and her beautiful wardrobe. Grand old potty indeed! The Pentagony is where the real action is. Somebody has to pay for the U.S.A.’s massive deficit and our country’s got more frontage on the Arctic than Sarah,
the Al-aska Mosque Ox, who looks like she & or hubby might be ‘circumpolar’/Inuit (she ringer for Amy Winehouse/meAimWhitehouse) and could lay claim, in the name of the U.S., to the continental shelf beneath the Arctic Ocean and to Islands in the Arctic now part of Canada. Putin cut Karlyle group outta Yukos deal. How ’bout the Yukon? (conjecture?)But the U.S. already owns us as we all go up against the Russkies and La Chine whether we like it or not (can’t we just have a hockey game?) In any case the ‘working-class’ Rosanne/Sarah example has been firmly set so don’t expect any child to be left with a behind. They’ll all go off to the wars and get their blue-collar butts blown off and be returned to you lovingly packaged in a box & wrapped in a polyester flag. Keep’em coming.

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  1. b'eve said, on September 4, 2008 at 10:39 am

    yup, rosanne lowered the barr.

  2. spruce top parkinsons said, on September 4, 2008 at 11:19 am

    ddown ear in ccornwal bristols is rrhymin slangg for titties. (bristol city titty=bristols) jjust tryinng to rraise the llevel of tthe talk aabove tthe beltway.

  3. zz dans le meteo said, on September 4, 2008 at 11:26 am

    the gop tends toward apparent bipolarity in the pick-a-veep department lately. Quayle Kemp Cheney and now Palin ~ interesting progression

  4. b'eve said, on September 4, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    i’m liking this. early mornin hunts in the rose garden (for donkeys) and sponge puck in the halls under the long noses of past presidents.

  5. tissage said, on September 4, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Her family seems sweet enough, yet she dug up some real gems in her acceptance speech:
    “the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull?” “lipstick”;
    “take it from a [beauty queen who enjoys driving to work, whose brother in law runs a gas station and who’s fighting big oil] knows the north-slope of Alaska, we’ve got alot of both” (oil AND gas that is);
    fighting and Victory, that’s what it’s about, i think.
    (redemption in the form of Levi chewing gum while shaking JMcC’s hand on stage at the end)

  6. zbignose said, on September 4, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    All those tacky reality TV shows were just warming up the peep holes for a new fox (block)buster. .
    hockey hokey pokey hoowey
    oily soily doily
    … how does levi pronoun levi?

  7. laterocketrichard said, on September 4, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    like Levis Qc. câlisse! Hess is silent.

  8. Michael 'Sarah' Palin said, on September 4, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    She’s a flash in the gold rush pan.
    Pale in comparison to Obie
    who’s on O’really ce soir.
    The GOP has sealed their fate as a latter day
    (mitt und saints preverve us)
    Donner Party.
    I aint never seen so many middle aged honkeys and processed hair since… god never.
    Hurry up and call canuck vote Stevie
    Once Ol’ Man Ribbah gets in even
    Stephane cd get erected in Alberta ( not Albetta I bet)

  9. John & The Missus said, on September 4, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Dork & Cindy.

    H. A. double R. I. DAN
    Spells Harridan.


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