I’se hapy to reeport dat I ain’t seen a singol debait twixt candy dates in ither da U.S. of A or Kweebec eelecshuns cep fur Ann the blon belly of Rhomney.
Not herring da lyes mayks eesier to sleep at nite. Our Rose posting as Wynton Churchill the greatis lyar of de mall hans down pall.
HE’S SO WONDERFULLY INSINCERE
Canada extends condolences
Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird on Saturday issued the following statement in the wake of Iran’s devastating earthquakes:
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“On behalf of all Canadians, including large Persian and Azeri communities in Canada, I extend our deepest sympathies to the Iranian people as they cope with a devastating earthquake in northwestern Iran.
MOTHER NATURE IS IN LOCKED STEP WITH THE WEST, SHE’S OBVIOUSLY ON OUR SIDE
We extend our sincere condolences to those who have lost family members, friends and fellow Iranians. We also wish those injured in this disaster a speedy recovery.
OR AT LEAST THE TIME TO CATCH THEIR BREATH
The people of Iran are resilient when faced with adversity, and it is our hope they recover quickly from this devastating event.”
CAUSE THEY WON’T BE RECOVERING WHEN WE LET THEM HAVE IT IN OCTOBER