One way love
by Naan de plume.
was it only the smirk
that turned me to mush? (rhymes with tush)
i think it and Barney,
made me love Bush.
but, it’s been a ‘one way love’
for all of these years.
and this ‘one way love’
now drives me to tears.
cause the cost of this love
has gone a-way too high,
since he sent me to live in the old buy and buy (bayou and buy)
wants me go Baghdad, maybe lose an eye.
yo! georgie bush, what’s a stiff gotta do!
to make you love him the way i love you?
he says ‘love your neighing bore, Johnny McCain,
that little pony really feels your pain.’
but i don’t love him the way i do you.
Cindy’s no Barney and he ain’t you.
between you and me,
he looks awful pale.
and i’m tired of his tale
’bout his being in that jail.
besides, you’ve had ‘your way’ with him!
that pic was everywhere
where his head’s on your shoulder (almost)
and he’s mauling you like a bear
his eyes were closed
he seemed so ecstatic,
where d’ya get him?
up to the attic?
Barney knows somethin,
but he’s keeping mum.
is it the stuff he and Beasley
do in the bum?
it’s been a ‘one way love’
for all these years.
a ‘one way love’
now drives me to tears
’cause the cost of this love
has gone a-way too high
since he sent me to live in the old buy and buy (and buy)
wants me go baghdad, maybe lose an eye. (maybe i die.)